Taped from the Hersheypark Arena, it's another night of taping for syndicated television (and other programming). We've covered the taping at the Meadowlands Arena the night before for Superstars of Wrestling... So yes, we're going to dig into the Wrestling Challenge taping. Just in case anyone isn't familiar, Wrestling Challenge was clearly the B-show when it came to content taped for syndication. Major angles more often than not took place on Superstars, so the only hope is that they might sneak in a few decent star vs star matches to go with the miscellaneous content taped for cable or home video distribution. With that said, let's kick things off with...
Let's Get Ready for Prime Time (and Other Stories)... Before we get to some WWF action, there was one match that took place that never made it to broadcast or home video, and it's Randy Savage defeating Ricky Steamboat by Disqualification (get used to DQ or Count-Out results, if the Superstars taping is any indication). According to TheHistoryofWWE.com, Andre the Giant was the original listed opponent, though that was clearly bait-and-switch (they did similar for several house show dates). Could you imagine babyface Andre vs heel Savage?! Actually, it might not be much different than what we got in 1988, especially if Andre is in a sour mood.
January 14th (Prime Time Wrestling): Blackjack Mulligan is our guest, and seriously, can someone check on the plumbing? I hear that damn flushing noise again! Roberts talks about technique, using a sly style, but his guest is someone who has no problem going to rob a bank by entering through the front door. Blackjack say when he was 18-months old, a rattlesnake bit him and DIED. He used snake skins for diapers! Roberts doesn't seem impressed. Mulligan talks about riding bulls and heavy-set women. Roberts says people consider him a big dumb hick. Roberts asks Mulligan what his favorite move is? He says a flying dropkick or some knuckle sandwiches. I thought they were teasing Jake's babyface push already, but this was definitely not the case.
January 19th (Prime Time Wrestling): OK, the second guest of the taping is everyone's favorite hero to Italian immigrants... SALVATORE BELLOMO?! OH COME ON! I know this was the Wrestling Challenge taping, but what the hell are we doing here with Sal Bellomo?!?! Jake says every country has their great athletes, and he says Bellomo is "kinda different" and a "fine piece of work." Bellomo says he is the best from Italy. "What did they do with the rest of them, did they bury them?" Roberts asks Bellomo about Bruno Sammartino and says he will carry the flag higher than he ever did. Roberts encourages Bellomo to remove his jacket and show off his body. Roberts says he lives in Pennsylvania now because even Italy doesn't want him anymore, then laughs him off and says the fans in the US don't like him either. WHAT THE HELL WAS THE POINT OF THIS?!
February 1st (All-American Wrestling): Wow, if those segments were the ones good enough for Prime Time, how bad could this be? Our third and final guest(s) in the Snake Pit for the night are SIKA AND THE WIZARD... (footsteps quietly walk away and a door shuts). Roberts had a third outfit on so it's not obvious this was all taped in one day. He considers Sika a very dangerous man. He hands Damian to Sika, who proceeds to wrap the snake around his neck and licks the head. Roberts says he was taught how he behaves, so don't blame him for it. The Wizard says as cold blooded as Jake is, he appreciates a man like Sika. The next time you look at your children, you're the ones teaching them how to live. When a child is born, he doesn't know how to steal, kill or lie. The Wizard has threatening words for Hulk Hogan as we wrap up our final Snake Pit segment. I don't know, Jake was good enough here to make it possibly the best of the three, but Sika and The Wizard added next to nothing.
The Junk Drawer...
Here is where we put anything of note that doesn't quite fit in the other categories, usually something that happens in a squash match that doesn't justify a lengthy write-up for the match itself. Since we're covering a Wrestling Challenge taping, we're not going to have as much fun with this section as we did for Superstars of Wrestling, but we have a few nuggets...
Before a scheduled match for THE NATURAL Butch Reed (Sorry, I must do the all caps for his nickname, for obvious reasons), we're introduced to the returning Andre the Giant, who tries to play nice with everyone, but Reed and Slick want nothing to do with him. Since this is Andre's only appearance of the night, the Hershey crowd might have little reason to suspect something is wrong... well, other than the early advertisement of him wrestling, then showing up in a non-wrestling appearance.
There's normally nothing special to report on a Kamala squash. They're usually quick, and from time to time, he might have his opponent taken out on a stretcher after doing a splash from the top rope. Tonight's victim is introduced as Nick Faley (that's Mel Phillips' pronunciation), and yes, it's Mick Foley very early in his career. Mick has already worked as enhancement talent, infamously having his jaw-jacked by the Dynamite Kid in the Fall of 1986, as well as working opposite the Killer Bees, Hercules and.... KAMALA? Yes, they ran that one back, and yes, it's about 30-seconds long, and Kamala crushes him with a splash off the top rope.
Billy Jack Haynes and Hercules let the audience for Challenge know that they are beefing, first with them having a little confrontation passing each other between matches, and then Hercules scouting Haynes' match moments later. Not quite as exciting as the angle shot for Superstars where Hercules jumped Haynes and locked him in the Full Nelson, but we've got to throw them a bone.
Demolition made their Wrestling Challenge debut, squashing the wacky duo of Jerry Allen and Sivi Afi. The looks of Ax and Smash are atrocious, with odd face-paint designs, sparkling hair and furry boots. I went back to TheHistoryofWWE.com to see how many dates they worked before switching from Colley to Darsow, and it looks like other than the two TV tapings, they made ONE appearance on January 4th in Springfield, MA. They were a team long enough to cut a few promos, with one surfacing on social media some years back promoting an 8-man tag with Demolition teaming with the Hart Foundation in Calgary (by the time the show took place, Barry Darsow was in the spot).
The Superstars in action that we haven't talked about elsewhere: Mike Rotundo and Danny Spivey (teaming with Mulligan for a Six-Man Squash), The Can-Am Connection, The Killer Bees, and Adrian Adonis (teaming with the Hart Foundation in yet another 6-Man quasi-squash featuring lower level guys like Paul Roma and Grandpa Tony Garea). Other squash matches took place, but featured names either used in other matches or interview segments. Also, the WWF REALLY loved their tag team matches, and especially the six-man tags on these tapings. I guess it's a good way to cram as many people into the taping while keeping the number of matches somewhat reasonable.
Now For Our Feature Presentation(s)...
It's Time... FOR THE MAIN EVENT...
Hercules takes advantage of Hogan being in a compromised position and locks knuckles for a test-of-strength. Hogan battles to his feet, but Hercules regains control. Hercules cuts off another comeback, ramming Hogan into the corner. He continues punishing the back and slaps on a bearhug. The hand drops twice but not thrice! Hogan with short rights to break free, only to get cut-off with a high knee. Hercules with a back breaker with a sloppy transition into a cover. He gets Hogan up in the back-breaker (torture rack), but Hogan hangs on for all the little Hulkamaniacs that buy his merchandise. It's time to start HULKING UP, and we know what that means. He shrugs everything off and unloads on Hercules with right hands. Whip and clothesline, followed by the leg drop to retain at 7:38. Heenan jumps into the ring after the bell and Hogan sends him jumping over the top rope to avoid catastrophe. Nothing fancy here, with decent action. The only negative I could really call out is the bearhug spot that seemed a little much, but yeah, this was a Saturday Night's Main Event formula as I expected. **½
Final Thoughts: As we expected, not so much when it comes to advancing storylines at this taping, though the Danny Davis junk is all over the place and will thankfully pay off later in the month. You could argue that the crowd was given slightly better wrestling than what the Superstars crowd got. I mean, it's still nonsense finishes all over the place, but that's the golden era WWF in general. If I'm sitting through the B-Show, at least give me someone with a little more star power than Hercules opposite Hulk Hogan. I know Hercules is a featured player and you could argue is in that tier just below the title contenders, but it's still a three-hour show of squash matches and f*ck finishes.
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