- Random Scrooge Tidbit: This would mark the final time I watched a WWF PPV via Scramblevision. I know, it sounds weird to say Scramblevision still worked in 2001, but I guess Cable was still evolving to eliminate cheating viewers like me who were satisfied just listening to the broadcast. Even though I would consider myself a hardcore fan at this point, never missing an episode of Raw or Smackdown, I really have to struggle to recall the key storylines going into this PPV. It's not like KOTR 99 where the storylines were non-existent, it's just the WWF was going through a transition with the purchase of WCW and trying to figure out what to do with it, and also having to deal with some untimely injuries.
- COURTESY OF THE WWE NETWORK (which means chapter skips ignore the Main Event)! Originally presented live on Pay-Per-View on June 24th, 2001, from the Continental Airlines Arena in East Ruthorford, NJ. I'm pretty sure they did Raw the following evening at MSG, but I'm getting off track, again. Jim Ross and PAUL HEYMAN are at ringside to call all the action, unless otherwise noted. I always have to remind myself Jerry Lawler quit the week after No Way Out ('01) in protest of WWF releasing his wife, Stacy "The Kat" Carter. Then she wound up cheating on him and wanting a divorce, so we all can say in hindsight it wasn't the best career move for Lawler to do that (leave, that is. I would've given my left nut to bang The Kat back in the day).
- Diamond Dallas Page shows up to call out The Undertaker. Remember, it was DDP who revealed to be the stalker of The Undertaker's wife, Sara. He wants the Undertaker to "Make Him Famous." Not exactly the best use of DDP, considering what happens later in the show, and the following weeks on WWF television.
- What is this, a 1989 PPV Intermission? We jump from an interview with Chris Benoit (with an awesome t-shirt), to talking about DDP, to an interview with Edge (and attention stealer Christian), to Kurt Angle wandering around yelling about kicking Shane McMahon's ass.
- We waste roughly 15-minutes for an unadvertised "brawl" between The Undertaker and Diamond Dallas Page that was essentially a Undertaker squash. No, this wouldn't be the WORST thing for DDP to have to go through during this angle over stalking the Undertaker's wife. Judging by how the segment went down, you would think DDP was already being turfed from the company (cough:BuffBagwell:cough). Most surprising moment: WWE didn't edit out Limp Bizkit's "Rollin"?! Did someone fall asleep at the switch?
Angle comes in looking super pissed off. Angle with a spear and a pair of waistlock takedowns. Angle pounds the back and takes him down with a back suplex. Kurt with a flurry of knees to the midsection. Shane grabs a boot and leg whips Angle. Shane with a takedown and immediately escapes to the floor. Angle gets on his knees and dares Shane to try and do it to him Amateur style. Angle has blood above his eye and his lip is bleeding again. Angle easily rolls out of Shane's grapple and pounds away with rights and lefts. Angle with a gutwrench, followed by an overhead belly-to-belly suplex. Angle looks like he's hitting some legit stiff forearms across the face. He takes Shane down and gives Shane a taste of his own attempts at embarrassing him. Shane appears to have a busted mouth, too. Angle offers Shane another try in the Amateur position, but Shane outsmarts him this time with a kick to the ribs. Whip and Shane with a diving back elbow, followed by clotheslines. Angle with a waistlock takedown. Shane uses the momentum to throw Angle to the floor.
They play cat-and-mouse, with Shane leaping off the security wall with a forearm. He climbs onto the rail again and does a body press OVER Heyman, Jim Ross and the table! Shane whips out a Kendo Stick, and J.R. somehow mocks the New York Mets, making him my hero. Angle meets the post on a charge, making significant contact. These two realize the goal of the show is to NOT hurt each other (too much)? Shane with rights and an arm drag, sending Angle into the wall. Shane with a tackle, knocking Angle back into the steps. Shane introduces more plunder, including a large board, garbage cans, and parking signs. Whip and the diving sign shot to the head gets two. Angle misses an enziguri and Shane slaps on the Ankle-Lock! Angle kicks Shane in the face to break it. Shane avoids a charge and hits the Rock's "Layin' The Smackdown" DDT. Shane actually goes for the Sharpshooter, and it looks better than The Rock's. Angle with the kendo stick, whacking Shane across the back to break the hold. The ref' no sells a wild cane shot as Shane does his best Marvelous Marc Mero impression. Shane punishes Angle with trash can blows, climbs the top rope, and HOLY SHIT, a shooting star press misses everything but the can! This match should be over, but it's only getting started. Angle with a fireman's carry to throw Shane over the top rope, to the floor.
They find their way up the aisle towards the entrance set. Angle goes for a suplex, but Shane blocks and counters with his own, and you can see Angle land hard on his tailbone, suffering a legit injury in the process. I don't have to tell anyone how painful that can be, let alone trying to do anything revolving around lifting even the smallest amount of weight. They trade blows until Kurt just pulls Shane in and overhead suplexes him into the set, BUT IT DOESN'T BREAK, and Shane lands on his fucking HEAD, making the loudest thud you will ever hear. That might be the most sickening sound I've ever heard. Angle pulls him up and does it again, through a giant glass wall! Shane is covered in blood, as is Kurt. That's not stuntman glass like we saw at WrestleMania 17. That's thick glass and they're cut all over their bodies. I guess it's not enough, so Angle tries it again, and again it doesn't break, but Angle tries to catch him. We break kayfabe for a second as they have a mild conversation to make sure Shane isn't dead. One more failure, so Kurt goes "FUCK THIS" and THROWS SHANE THROUGH THE GLASS, HEAD FIRST. The replay of that from the other side is just amazing. Some insane prick decided the match HAS TO END IN THE RING, so Angle, with a potentially broken tailbone, and Shane playing dead, have to get back to the ring somehow. Kurt lays Shane across some kind of transport case on wheels and slowly makes it back to the ring.
Angle nudges Shane back in the ring, and a cover only gets two. Guys, you've more than given the fans their moneys worth. Angle tries to use a trash can lid, but Shane low blows him, whacks him with all his might with the lid and hits the Angle Slam! Arm across the chest and it only gets two! Angle slingshots Shane onto the top turnbuckle. He grabs that wooden board from earlier and smacks Shane across the back with it. He sets it across the top rope as some sort of a floor, climbs up with Shane, and hits a Super-Sized Angle Slam to finally end Shane's misery at 25:58! ****1/2 I stand by my original opinion that this was one of the greatest "street fights" I've ever seen. You can argue Shane's credibility and taking a spot from a regular, full-time worker, but this was more than the usual from Shane: They went out there, wrestled, beat the shit out of each other, and actually kept the weapon stuff to a minimum. Highlighted by an intense sequence that gave us one of the most sickening spots in WWF History, this stole the show and was more than worth the price tag of the original PPV costs. As I mentioned, I didn't order the PPV. I remember the majority of this match being replayed on the "Best of 2001" TV Special, and rewatching it over and over again on my VCR, it was that awesome. I hate to be the poor bastards who follow this...
- Steve Lombardi shows up to tell Steve Austin his match is coming up next.
Jericho wakes up from his Bob Backlund Memorial Nap™, sporting a busted forehead. Austin throws the two challengers together, keeping Benoit alone in the ring. Benoit counters the Stunner, knocking Austin into the referee. Benoit hits Austin with the Stunner, but it only gets two! Benoit grabs the WWF Title and smacks Austin in the face with it, but Jericho breaks the count. They take it to the floor for a slugfest, ending with Benoit taking a flapjack into the post. Austin sweeps the legs of Jericho and goes for the Walls, but Jericho counters. Jericho with a suplex for two. Whip to the ropes and Austin plants him with a spinebuster for two. Russian leg sweep gets two. Austin grabs a sleeper, but Jericho counters with a back suplex. Jericho with a diving forearm and a pair of clotheslines. He knocks Benoit off the apron with a springboard dropkick. He takes Austin down with a bulldog, but the Lionsault meets knees. Jericho counters the Stunner, but Austin comes off the ropes with the Thesz Press. Benoit comes in with a chair and knocks Jericho into next week with it. Ge tthe hands up, man. It's not worth it. Austin ducks a second swing and knocks Benoit to the floor with the Stunner. Austin continues to single out Jericho and takes him off the top turnbuckle with a Super-Plex. Austin sets him up and connects with it a second time for a two count. Benoit interrupts a third, taking Austin down with his rolling Germans, FIVE total. Austin goes low to interrupt potential 5 more, like what happened in their match on Smackdown.
Jericho with the Walls, and Benoit quickly joins in the fun with the Crossface!! Austin taps out, but it doesn't count because both men can't be WWF Champion, unless Vince Russo is booking. Benoit dives at Jericho and traps him in the Crossface! Jericho rolls through to counter and goes for the Walls, but Benoit fights him off. They trade chops until Benoit takes him down with a snap suplex. Austin grabs another chair, but Benoit sees it and knocks it back in his face with a baseball slide. Jericho counters a DDT, dumping Benoit over the top rope, but gets himself hung across the top rope, in the process. Suddenly BOOKER T hops the rail, pounds away on Austin, and hits the Scissors Kick to a big pop. Then he puts him through the Spanish Announcers Table to a bigger pop. I completely forgot about Booker T doing a run-in for this match. Jericho puts Benoit in the Walls, but he makes it to the ropes. Benoit plants Jericho with a slam and goes up for the headbutt, but Jericho slams him off. Jericho with the bulldog and Lionsault, but Benoit was way out of position for Jericho to make contact. He still covers, for two. Jericho sets his attentions back on Austin, throwing him back in the ring. Jericho climbs up and hits a picture-perfect moonsault, but Benoit breaks the cover. Benoit to the top for his signature Headbutt, and Jericho interrupts that count. Benoit sets Jericho across the top rope, pounding away on his back. Benoit climbs up with him for a Super-Back Suplex. Everyone is down and out, Austin crawls onto Benoit... and it's a three count at 27:50. Color me surprised by the finish, but not out of the realm of believability. **** I've never been a huge fan of Triple Threat's, just because it takes a lot to keep them interesting. Each man took a serious bump to write them out of the match for extended amounts of time, allowing it to be one-on-one for the most part. Benoit and Jericho tore the house down together, Austin brought his typical A+ effort, and holy cow, Booker T?! What does this mean for WCW?!
Final Thoughts: I think it's very safe to say this was the best King of the Ring PPV ever produced by the WWF. You have a 4-star Main Event for the WWF Championship, an outstanding 4-star Street Fight that blew away all expectations, and an all-star performance from Kurt Angle, who not only competed in that Street Fight, but two King of the Ring matches earlier in the show. There's a few negatives, like a pointless Light-Heavyweight Title Match and the garbage between The Undertaker and DDP, but the good far outweighs the negative. Strong Recommendation to check out, especially the Angle vs. Shane McMahon Street Fight.